— A SACRED PARABLE IN ONE ACT —

God Hates Comets

Thy Standing — Order of Smiting I

Verily, the Lord's true beef is, hath ever been, and shall remain — those filthy comets. Take up thy lightning, and smite accordingly.

— THE COMMANDMENTS —

Click upon a comet to smite it with celestial lightning.
Chain thy smitings to invoke divine combos. Verily, the multiplier groweth.
As thy Wrath Meter swells, divine armaments unlocketh — Q, W, E.
Suffer no comet to reach the Earth, lest Mankind perish and the high score be lost.

✟ Satire. No actual comets were harmed in the making of this game.

— THE RAPTURE HATH BEEN POSTPONED —

Tally of Wrath 0

Comets Smited 0

Mightiest Combo ×1

XP Earned 0

Holiest Record 0

And on the seventh day, the Lord rested. Verily, perhaps thou shouldst as well.

— A GIFT FROM ON HIGH —

Verily, the Lord doth gild thy crusade. Pick one boon to keep forever.